Samuel

Planet Earth | samuel.d.mcqueen@gmail.com

Professional Experience

Master of Science in Software Engineering Hogwarts University of Technology, 2018
Specialized in enchanting code. Thesis: "How to Improve Algorithms with Magic: A Python Approach."
Bachelor of Science in Aerospace Technology Area 51 Tech Institute, 2016
Minored in Extraterrestrial Communication Protocols. Developed a thesis on "The Influence of Low-Gravity Environments on Computational Efficiency."

Expert in reading Binary like it's my first language. I'm practically the Jane Austen of 0's and 1's.
Advanced knowledge in Java. Not the island or the beverage, but I can have long conversations about both.
Proficient bug exterminator in the software realm. Less reliable for actual bugs, unless you want them turned into extra code snippets.
Expert PHP developer. Strangely, I'm not a Hypertext Preprocessor myself, just a humble developer.
Savvy in SQL databases - I know, it's a very "select" skill, insert sarcasm here.
Ruby on Rails - It's like a train ride, except the tracks are made of code and the train is more... virtual?
JavaScript extraordinaire - Jack of all trades, master of this one.
Typing at lightning speed with a record-breaking average of only two typos per manuscript!